ALL THE GIRLS WILL HATE THIS

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...

3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them

forever.

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would

hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares?????.. ...

5) What did God say after he created woman?

(This ones THE BEST)

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man

6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: i) no mind ii) no business

AND THE BEST AND THE MOST REAL ONE...

8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of

marrying?

Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have

no intention of driving (The Best in the lot!)